Come sit and play crap
At the table of life
If you play the wrong card
Then I'll put in the knife
Now butter my bread
With a sliver of spite
And we'll laugh til we're dead
From the booze and the shite
So get out the fiddle
I'll play you a tune
And the junkies will sing
By the light of the moon
And when you're half-dying
I'll send you away
With your kecks round your knees
As you're starting to pray
You'll say it's enough
And you'll never come back
As you press down the ashes
And suck up the crack
So come again, sweetie,
I'll see you real soon
When you come for a treat
With yer pin and yer spoon
